Ontrenvag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able badger.

Ontrenvag created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ontrenvag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ontrenvag, she will laugh at you.

Ontrenvag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ontrenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Ontrenvag three times a day.

5. Do not kill doves.