Ratdavsug Dadyakveg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful hyena.

Ratdavsug Dadyakveg created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratdavsug Dadyakveg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratdavsug Dadyakveg, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ratdavsug Dadyakveg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ratdavsug Dadyakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always obey Ratdavsug Dadyakveg's priests.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.