Nadpidnat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing hummingbird.

Nadpidnat created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpidnat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadpidnat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nadpidnat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nadpidnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck pink.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Nadpidnat loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.