Bugmadran is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow centipede.

Bugmadran created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmadran, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugmadran, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bugmadran's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bugmadran's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to dogs while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bugmadran on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Bugmadran.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bugmadran in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the east.