Bittamtail is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable hydra.

Bittamtail created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bittamtail, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bittamtail, he will not care.

Bittamtail's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bittamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.