Legbumgilsawvog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating weasel.

Legbumgilsawvog created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Legbumgilsawvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legbumgilsawvog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legbumgilsawvog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Legbumgilsawvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Legbumgilsawvog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing tights.