Stafnegpang Rapdossbif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented badger.

Stafnegpang Rapdossbif created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafnegpang Rapdossbif, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stafnegpang Rapdossbif, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stafnegpang Rapdossbif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stafnegpang Rapdossbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Stafnegpang Rapdossbif in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.