Jancamgam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited hare.

Jancamgam created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jancamgam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jancamgam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jancamgam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jancamgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jancamgam.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.