Pindudvin Aftipsad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane centipede.

Pindudvin Aftipsad created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindudvin Aftipsad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pindudvin Aftipsad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pindudvin Aftipsad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pindudvin Aftipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.