Sawhamdutcanpadtip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy bird.

Sawhamdutcanpadtip created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhamdutcanpadtip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawhamdutcanpadtip, she will turn you into a duck.

Sawhamdutcanpadtip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sawhamdutcanpadtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.