Tikflabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-powerful chicken.

Tikflabmap created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikflabmap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tikflabmap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tikflabmap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tikflabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.