Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful badger.

Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Rullfossxem Dotfedfebgab Begarplog on top of important buildings.