Lindadraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing centaur.

Lindadraw created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindadraw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lindadraw, she will not invite you to parties.

Lindadraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lindadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.