Ladcaplan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, caring troll.

Ladcaplan created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcaplan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladcaplan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ladcaplan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ladcaplan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ladcaplan first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if six otters approach from the west.

5. Never look in ponds.