Hatdubwap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured hydra.

Hatdubwap created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Hatdubwap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatdubwap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hatdubwap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hatdubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Hatdubwap on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.