Renbonget is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful hummingbird.

Renbonget created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbonget, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Renbonget, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Renbonget's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Renbonget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Renbonget must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Renbonget.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Renbonget on top of important buildings.