Lunomtlat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying crow.

Lunomtlat created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunomtlat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunomtlat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lunomtlat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lunomtlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of snails.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Do not shave your feet.