Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing bee.

Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip, he will manifest in front of you.

Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sterpidgepnilbonkyog Tarpbatdog Karfossbonstip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

5. Never sing in holy places.