Abveghun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable deer.

Abveghun created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Abveghun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Abveghun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Abveghun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Abveghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing gray dresses and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.