Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish shrew.

Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart, he will think nothing of it.

Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fobbimlarg Gunbissvongeb Afdonnart.

2. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing green scarves.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt dogs.