Genbatomin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous horse.

Genbatomin created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Genbatomin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genbatomin, it will turn you into a slug.

Genbatomin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Genbatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Genbatomin loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Fast once a month.