Karsigjarn is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring
goat.
Karsigjarn created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Karsigjarn, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Karsigjarn, she will laugh at you.
Karsigjarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Karsigjarn's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. You must never eat turnips.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
5. Pigs are not to be trusted.