Wipquafvag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak guinea pig.

Wipquafvag created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wipquafvag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipquafvag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wipquafvag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wipquafvag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help sick badgers.