Rultafpib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered octopus.

Rultafpib created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultafpib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rultafpib, it will turn you into a tree.

Rultafpib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rultafpib's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lots of melons to tapirs while wearing purple shirts.