Gommegsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic wombat.

Gommegsid created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gommegsid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gommegsid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gommegsid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gommegsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Worship no other gods but Gommegsid.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Gommegsid loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.