Mongessyik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witty yak.

Mongessyik created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongessyik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mongessyik, she will turn you into a rock.

Mongessyik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mongessyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.