Flabflabvonpak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise ferret.

Flabflabvonpak created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabflabvonpak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabflabvonpak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flabflabvonpak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flabflabvonpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Flabflabvonpak on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flabflabvonpak.