Ing is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome eagle.

Ing created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ing, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ing, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ing's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ing's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Never wear indigo hats.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.