Gombig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair giraffe.

Gombig created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gombig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gombig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gombig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gombig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gombig in the centre of the settlement.