Banbittip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful unicorn.

Banbittip created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbittip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banbittip, it will torture you forever.

Banbittip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Banbittip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banbittip.

5. Do not hurt eagles.