Rullunbellfum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous rhinoceros.

Rullunbellfum created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rullunbellfum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullunbellfum, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rullunbellfum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rullunbellfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Rullunbellfum's priests.