Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless bear.

Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabgigkikcunlikarf Bellfadmab.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat grapes.