Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive whale.

Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Dit Mipmonmadfen Gupflanmip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about pigs.