Cimpidmap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered mongoose.

Cimpidmap created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimpidmap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cimpidmap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimpidmap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cimpidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cimpidmap on top of all buildings.