Labpibhim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous camel.

Labpibhim created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Labpibhim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Labpibhim, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Labpibhim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Labpibhim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Always obey Labpibhim's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Labpibhim.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.