Ditrotxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident narwhal.

Ditrotxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditrotxuck, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ditrotxuck, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ditrotxuck's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ditrotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditrotxuck.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.