Taggarzig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable newt.

Taggarzig created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Taggarzig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taggarzig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Taggarzig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Taggarzig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Taggarzig.

2. Taggarzig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Taggarzig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.