Nibbifflapyart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able pig.

Nibbifflapyart created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbifflapyart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nibbifflapyart, it will turn you into a worm.

Nibbifflapyart's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nibbifflapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear green jumpers.

5. Always help gulls.