Dundabmig Yikbosskan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent octopus.

Dundabmig Yikbosskan created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dundabmig Yikbosskan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dundabmig Yikbosskan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dundabmig Yikbosskan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dundabmig Yikbosskan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Dundabmig Yikbosskan.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing orange ear rings.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing gray hats and balancing four iron spheres on your back.