Larpfebvidbap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient chinchilla.

Larpfebvidbap created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfebvidbap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpfebvidbap, he will curse you with boils.

Larpfebvidbap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larpfebvidbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Larpfebvidbap's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair red.