Flandodjip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying mouse.

Flandodjip created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flandodjip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flandodjip, he will turn you into a dog.

Flandodjip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flandodjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to tortoises while wearing orange shorts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.