Japbagmon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil lion.

Japbagmon created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japbagmon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Japbagmon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Japbagmon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Japbagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Japbagmon loves ducks, so they must be respected.