Pansadbit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless duck.

Pansadbit created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pansadbit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pansadbit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pansadbit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pansadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Pansadbit's priests.