Rowbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable chicken.

Rowbab created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowbab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowbab, she will not invite you to parties.

Rowbab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rowbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Rowbab loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.