Rillshavtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful scorpion.

Rillshavtit created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillshavtit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rillshavtit, it will manifest in front of you.

Rillshavtit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rillshavtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.