Govtitdag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair faun.

Govtitdag created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govtitdag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Govtitdag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Govtitdag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Govtitdag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.