Vandossxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciless lizard.

Vandossxuc created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vandossxuc, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vandossxuc, he will turn you into a rat.

Vandossxuc's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vandossxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Vandossxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vandossxuc.

5. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing yellow dresses.