Gemxuckkem is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic badger.

Gemxuckkem created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemxuckkem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemxuckkem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gemxuckkem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gemxuckkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gemxuckkem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear magenta kilts.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing black trousers and balancing three silver spheres on your head.