Pigsadtin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient wasp.

Pigsadtin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigsadtin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pigsadtin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pigsadtin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pigsadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Fast once a month.