Yiklegdod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, overgenerous mole.

Yiklegdod created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiklegdod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yiklegdod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yiklegdod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yiklegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing pink kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.